Best Clint Eastwood Quotes

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Clint Eastwood is probably best known for these two roles – Blondie in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly and Dirty Harry. But he’s got some other great lines that we’ll include in here too. And if you’ve got any I missed here be sure to share them in the comments below.

….And now for some legendary Clint Eastwood quotes

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You see, in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig

Blondie, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

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I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five. Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of loss track myself. But being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head clean off. You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?

Dirty Harry

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Some guy trying to read a letter: iiiii….
Clint: Idiot, it’s for you

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No thank you, I’m high on life

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Okay, you did two things wrong. One is you asked a question. And two is you asked another question.

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Well, its what people know about themselves inside that makes them afraid.

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Waitress: How do you like your steaks?
Clint: Extremely rare

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You couldn’t take care of a wet dream.

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When’s the last time you saw chicken s*** Jim Bob? When you were shaving this morning?

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What are you pointing the gun at the suitcase for? It’s dead already.

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Here’s to us ducks cause we don’t give a quack.

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Dying aint much of a living

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If I catch you messing around with my gear again I’m going to stretch your ears.

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You better drop that blade or you won’t believe what happens next. Even while its happening.

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There’s got to be 100 reasons I don’t blow you away. Right now I can’t think of one.

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Clint: You have any kids Lieutenant?
Lt: No
Clint: Lucky for them.

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Harry: We’re not going to just let you walk out of here.
Thug: Who is we, sucker?
Harry: Smith, Wesson and Me

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Comments

  1. Great quotes! I wonder if he brought his own .44 with him on set.

  2. Clint has had some great scenes in his hay-day and even his later career like with Gran Turino. How many other people could turn the words “Get off my lawn” into something epic?

    • He sure did! I wanted to use that quote too but found it hard to put into this article without the imagery behind it for those who haven’t seen the film.

  3. I’ve seen some the movies these quotes came from. My favourites are “you’re a legend in your own mind.”, from Sudden Impact. “You’re gonna look awfully silly with that knife sticking up your ass.” from High Plains Drifter. “I’m mean, nasty, and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm, and I can put a round through a flea’s ass at 200 metres.” from Heartbreak Ridge.

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